Oh you know, those bus rides...

Once upon a time there was a dog named KEVIN at new life ranchhhhh! He was named by A frog and clifforddddd! So the dog went to candy land where he met the Boo-nana king! BUT the Boo-nana king only spoke leoplorodon! So Kevin was now really depressed. He was at walmart, walked into the gun department and said "where are the anti-depressants?" SO! The clerk captured him, and put him in the asylum. Poor Kevin. So Kevin made a friend! His name was Charlie the unicorn! And Charlie was in the asylum cuz he stole someones kidney and the victim sued him and he was found guilty so they put him in there cuz they decided he was mental. Anyway! Charlie&kevin tried to escape, BUT! An oger found them and took them to his cave where they ate cool-whip, SeXY pomegrantes, AND cinnamon. Then you know who popped up! Joy Gibson! Yesssssssssssssssssssss! Mkay, so she came into the cave with the ogre named fajanzo, the frog ;), and clifforrrrrrd! She was all like hey guys! And she brought them presents of bacon and rape whistles! But then all the sudden there was a terrible blizzard and they allll got snowed  in for weeks on end!!! Alll they had to eat was cool whip, cinnamon, and BACON! Eventually they ran out of everything except joys personal stash of bacon! One night when they were all asleep  ( or so they thought) the frog got up and tried to steal the bacon!!!! But since joy was like a freakin ninja she woke up and shouted, "woah no! Rule #6 don't touch my bacon!" so they threw the poor frog and big red dog into the snow. So there they wondered for days untilll they finally reached shelter but it was STILL snowing so they couldn't tell where they were. They went into the giant house they find just to find out everthing in the house was MINI!!!! They started to look around for a bed when they ran into an ElF!!!!! "Mother burchard" the two wanders cried! "where are we?!" Clifford screamed  on the brink of a heart attack. The small elf replied, "the north pole! You're At Santa's workshop!" then the frog and big red dog fainted. Later they woke up in an office and at a giant desk righ in front of them was SANTA!!!! Ahhh! :) he was alll smiley and fat and happy and he had just about the coolest mustache EVER! He decided to let the frog and Clifford live with them at the north pole! One day Clifford was outside making a snow angel when frosty the snowman popped up. Now frosty has a reputation for being QUITE the pedofile but clifford didn't know this of course. So when Clifford wasn't looking frosty came up to her and grabbed her BOSSOMS! Bahahaha. So Clifford since she was trained by the greatest Self Defense Against Creepy People teacher ever, Mildred, knew just what to do. "PA-POW! POW!!!"  frosty died. The end. (THIS is an inside joke. Imissit)